My Future
What I want next. And the letters sealed for later.
Some dreams I shout. Some I whisper. All of them go here.
My dreams
The wishlist. The bucket. The slow-cook hopes.
Big dreams, silly dreams, two-am dreams. All allowed.
No dreams yet. Add the first one ↑
My comedy career
The five-year plan from open-mic to opener.
Step one: write the bit. Step two: tell the bit. Step three: act surprised when it works.
open mic
Bit 1: 'Indian parents on speakerphone'
Mumma doesn't put me on speakerphone. She IS the speaker. I'm in another room and somehow giving consent.
open mic
Bit 2: 'The DM read receipt'
Why did I work this hard to read your message in 0.3 seconds and then take 4 hours to type 'haha cute'?
open mic
Bit 3: 'Tanay vs the dishwasher'
He stacks plates like he's playing Jenga and losing on purpose. It's an art form. I'm furious about it.
Goal: one paid set in a real club by 2027. Tanay's allowed to laugh too loud.
Future messages
Sealed letters. Open on the day.
Each one is locked until its moment. The wait is part of the gift.
Letters sealed until their day. The countdown is the romance. The opening is the gift.